christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
i wonder if the death eaters had like a arts and crafts party where they all designed their skull mask things
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.
my kid: whats for dinner
me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *does split on the kitchen table*
I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?
oh thank god i thought i missed something big
september? more like october preparation month
My laundry didn’t smell strong enough so I sprayed it all with laundry scented air freshener.
I want more Cat-loving!Mary. More Guardian!Mary. More Shortsighted!Mary (whether you decide to take it literally or not). More OnlyChild!Mary. I want to read/see more about her Secret Tattoo, without it being just another part of her past as assassin. I want to read/see…
1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask
Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman